My Second-grader Went to School a "He" and Came Home a "Xi"

Without our permission, our son’s elementary school reassigned him as Xi Jinping, Paramount Leader of China. My wife and I struggled to readjust. We pulled Xi out of Little League and found a local table tennis group. “Don’t call it Ping Pong!” our son frequently corrects us. Also, we’re learning how to deal with a tantrum-throwing seven-year-old who controls a nuclear arsenal.